35 Funniest Dad Jokes of All Time

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Dad jokes are the type of jokes that are cheesy, predictable, and often corny, but for some reason, we just can’t help but laugh at them. The funniest dad jokes are often told by fathers and are a staple in the world of humor. But why are they so funny, and why do they have a special place in our hearts? So next time you hear a dad joke, don’t roll your eyes, embrace it and enjoy the humor. Who knows, you might even find yourself telling a dad joke or two.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
6. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
7. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
8. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator.
9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumbly.
11. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
12. Why don’t ghosts go on dates? Because they have no body to go with.
13. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
14. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
15. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
17. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
20. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
21. Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
22. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
23. Why did the math book look so mad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.
25. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
26. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
27. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
28. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
29. Why don’t ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow-weenies.
30. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
31. Why did the cat put the mouse in the freezer? Because he wanted a cold mouse-tini.
32. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Don’t get stuck-up!”
33. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny little ant-bodies.
34. Why do mermaids wear sea-shells? Because B-shells are too small.
35. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

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