20 Fun Christmas Quotes
As Christmas approaches, it’s the perfect time to sprinkle festive cheer and humor into our lives. Christmas isn’t just about the lights, the gifts, or the festive feasts—it’s also a season filled with laughter, joy, and a good dose of humor. To help you get into the merry spirit, I’ve compiled a list of 20 funny Christmas quotes. These witty sayings capture the lighter side of the holiday season, from the hustle and bustle of shopping and decorating to the quirks of family gatherings. Whether you’re looking to add a spark of fun to your Christmas cards, lighten up a holiday party, or enjoy a good laugh, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So sit back, sip your eggnog, and enjoy these hilarious takes on the most wonderful time of the year.
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Elf
“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” – Winston Spear
“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” – Phyllis Diller
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge
“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” – Melanie White
“One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group. Otherwise, people think you’re an alcoholic.” – Demetri Martin
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” – Johnny Carson
“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.” – Unknown
“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.” – Bob Phillips
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” – Kin Hubbard
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” – Unknown
“Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.” – Unknown
“Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family.” – Unknown
“The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.” – Julius Sharpe
“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” – Robert Paul
“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” – Henny Youngman
“A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.” – Melanie White
“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not included.” – Unknown
As we wrap up this delightful collection of festive funnies, remember that Christmas is not only a time for giving and caring but also for laughter and sharing. These 20 funny Christmas quotes are sure to add an extra sprinkle of joy to your holiday celebrations. Whether you’re gathering around the fireplace with loved ones or enjoying a quiet moment by the twinkling lights of your Christmas tree, let these humorous insights keep the spirit of cheer alive in your heart. Wishing you a holiday season filled with laughter, love, and a little bit of Christmas comedy!
